Count Dolomites
Count Dolomites
Thoughtshepherd · Applying the Wisdom of the Herd to Human Resources · Peacemaker · Free Thinker · Dog Trainer · Open to flock opportunities
Bressanone, Trentino-Alto Adige, Italy · Contact info
🐑 Thoughtshepherd
🎓 Self-educated
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About

I shepherd. The animals are at peace and so am I. I can take the wisdom of the herd and apply it to the American "human resources" — humans as a herd to manage and grow.

◆ Top skills Herding · Free Thinking · Peacemaker · Human Resources (HR) · Dog Training

Activity

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Experience

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Thoughtshepherd
Self-Employed · Freelance
Apr 1941 – Present · 85 yrs 3 mos
Bressanone, Trentino-Alto Adige, Italy · On-site
Herd management as needed. The goats or sheep, I'm good. Cows are a bit much, but I can manage with a good horse. Humans are a different breed altogether, but I'm learning well from human resources.
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Education

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Self-educated
Master of Fine Arts · Whatever suited me at the time
Apr 1941 – Jan 2036
Grade: Perfect grades
Activities and societies: I gave myself a magna cum laude but few people care.
© 2026 Il Decimo Cerchio — the circle Dante left blank. No real names required. Goats welcome.
Count Dolomites is a satirical persona by Bill Berger. The prose here was written by Claude (Anthropic); the ideas and direction are Bill's.