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Count Dolomites
Count Dolomites
Thoughtshepherd · 2d · 🌐
«Ohana means family, and family means that nobody comes abandoned or forgotten.» — Stitch (from Lilo & Stitch) All the good places of work are in reality only a second family. If you love your biological family — well, your working family is probably the finest there is, immediately after. When you lose, let us say, the 10–20% of your family in a purge of the weak, it is healthy and natural. I recall when papa carried home our first 9-box. Cabbage, my sister was so distraught to have been placed in low potential, low engagement! In an instant she was super motivated and — well, she is missing to us almost every year at Thanksgiving, but I have heard she has an excellent job. There is something in a good stack ranking of one's own family members, to assure oneself of managing an efficient group. If uncle Tom continues to say inappropriate things at Christmas, then it is simply the hour that he change — and perhaps that he be managed out, toward his true potential, on the street somewhere. I believe aunt Sandy is still out there, to wait for him.
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Lord Montbottom
Fop · Salcombe, Devon · 1d
I remember when we lost our first Lord Montbottom to a poor quarter. He was sad to be let go, but I hear that Staines is very nice this time of year.
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Count Dolomites is a satirical persona by Bill Berger. The prose here was written by Claude (Anthropic); the ideas and direction are Bill's.